One of the many ways women express themselves is by verbal communication, far more then men do. In other words, “they talk too much” according to most men. Some believe, myself included, that language was invented by women. While the men were out hunting, the females of the village sat around the fire preparing meals, clothing and creating other vital survival items. It’s nearly impossible that after months, a conversation would not be started, thus language was created. Now as all true hunters know, silence is key and using gesture for communication is crucial in order to hunt down an animal. “That’s great Moose, what the hell does it have to do with being her best friend?”. Well my friends, it has EVERYTHING to do with it. If the above theory is correct, then over the past thousands of years, women have evolved communication far greater then most of us men can comprehend. It is imperative that you learn to communicate with your women and most important be each others best friend. Lack of friendship and communication can lead to a downward-spiraling relationship which can lead to breakups, infidelity, your career suffering, etc..

In my hey days, I slept with many married women. I was an opportunist and if I knew that if I didn’t do it, the next guy would but it was NEVER EVER with a friends women… Big NO NO! After a few years I leaned that it wasn’t a sexual thing. It was the lack of friendship and companionship that most of the women felt and a desire to change the same routine they’ve fell into with their men. Sometimes I did feel bad for sleeping with another man’s women, but at the end of the day it wasn’t my problem.

I can walk up to my women and tell her anything from the color of my poo to the smoking hot girl that was hitting on me today. That did not happen overnight, it took many months, extreme hard work to achieve. Obviously poo and hot women should be one of the last items you discuss with your women, but you get the picture.

The point is, learn to have dialog with your women daily and speak with her about your thoughts throughout the day, ideas, funny stories, your troubled thoughts; just be sure to mix it up a little. It’s important for her to get to know you very well, because even the best of us men out there will occasionally get stuck thinking through a complex issue, and she will be there to help your thoughts get flowing again and to think clearly.
Think of your best guy friend that you had for years. He was your partner in crime, pulled pranks together, your wing man, you were mentally messed up and he was there, you were strapped for cash and he would have your back, you made each other laugh over the dumbest things ever, you throw that first punch in the bar and he was there. Those are all reasons why your friendship has lasted for years. Essentially you want this type of your friendship with your women in order to maintain a healthy relationship.

Aside from communication, having a physical relationship is important as well. Have some fun with your women and play with her, she is supposed to be your best friend in life. Pulling pranks on her is a great way to convey love (obviously don’t harm her and be cautious of the type of pranks) Here’s some of my favorite pranks/physical activities:
- pop out of the closet and smack her with a pillow
- the water and broom stick prank (go YouTube it)
- start a pillow fight
- wrestle her (try not to lose, its a turn off for women when they beat their men down)
- flush while she’s in the shower
- turn the volume of the tv all the way up before shutting it off (try to remember that you did this so you don’t scare yourself)
- drop a big pan right behind her if she’s in the kitchen preparing something
- ring the doorbell and hide behind the bushes, just be sure todo this about 8 or 9 times
- put plastic wrap/clear plastic around a door way, so when she goes she will whack her face in it

Again, be careful and don’t pick her worst day to do this because it may be the final straw that breaks the camel’s back.

Of course there are times when she’s going to get mad at you. Just let her vent for a bit and get angry. Eventually she will come to a conclusion that your were being thoughtful and thinking of her. Sounds crazy right? Give it a try.

Good luck and keep on trucking.
- Moose

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