One of the many ways women express themselves is by verbal communication, they do this much more then men do. In other words, “they talk too much” according to most men. Some believe that women (including my self) that language was revolutionized by women. While the men were out hunting, the females of the village sat around the fire preparing meals, clothing and creating other vital survival items. Its nearly impossible that after months, a conversation would not be started, thus language was created. Now for the hunters (any true hunter knows this), silence is key and using gesture for communication is key in order to hunt down an animal. “That’s great Moose, what the hell does it have todo with being her best friend?”. Well my friends, it has EVERYTHING to do with it. If the theory above is correct, then over the past thousands of years, women have evolved communication far greater then most of us men can comprehend. It is imperative that you learn to communicate with your women and most important be each others best friend. Lack of friendship and communication can lead to a downwards relationship which can lead to breakups, infidelity, your career performance to degrade, etc..

In my hey days, I slept with many married women (I was an opportunist and if I didn’t do it, the next guy would, it was NEVER EVER with a friends women… Big NO NO!) and after a few years I leaned that it wasn’t a sexual thing. It was the lack of friendship and companionship that most of the women felt and a change the same routine they’ve fell into with their men. Sometimes I did feel bad for sleeping with another man’s women, but at the end of the day it wasn’t my problem.

I can walk up to my women and tell her anything from the color of my poo to the smoking hot girl that was hitting on me today. That did not happen overnight, it took many months, extreme hard work to achieve. Obvious poo and hot women should be one of the last items you communicate to your women, but you get the picture.

The point is, learn to have dialog with your women daily and speak to her about your thoughts through out the day, ideas, funny stories, your troubled thoughts; just be sure to mix it up a little. Its important for her to get to know you very well, part of the reason is because sometimes even the best of us men out there will get stuck on thoughts and complex issues and she will be there to help your thoughts to be released and think clearly.

Think of your best guy friend that you had for years. He was your partner in crime, pulled pranks together, your wing man, you were mentally messed up and he was there, you were strapped for cash and he would have your back, you made each other laugh over the dumbest things ever, you throw that first punch in the bar and he was there;  Those are all reasons why your friendship has lasted for years. Essentially you want this type of your friendship with your women in order to maintain a healthy relationship.

Aside from communication, having a physical relationship is important as well. Have some fun with your women and play with her, she is suppose to be your best friend in life. Pulling pranks on her is a great way to convey love (obviously don’t harm her and be cautious on the type of pranks) Here’s some of my favorite pranks/physical activities:
- pop out of the closet and smack her with a pillow
- the water and broom stick prank (go youtube it)
- start a pillow fight
- wrestle her (try not to loose, its a turn off for women when they beat their men down)
- flush while she’s in the shower
- turn the volume of the tv all the way up before shutting it off (try to remember that you did this so you don’t scare yourself)
- drop a big pan right behind her if she’s in the kitchen preparing something
- ring the doorbell and hide behind the bushes, just be sure todo this about 8 or 9 times
- put serum wrap/clear plastic around at a door way, so when she goes she will whack her face in it

Again, be careful and don’t pick her worst day todo this because it may the last straw in the camels back.

Of course there are times when she’s going to get mad at you. Just let her vent for a bit and get angry. Eventually she will come to a conclusion that your were being thought full and thinking of her. Sounds crazy right? Give it a try.

Good luck and keep on trucking.
- Moose

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