Buying Her Love
Everything in society tells us that we have to buy flowers, chocolates take them out to expensive restaurants and have the most expensive car to keep her interested. Well my friends, I'm here to tell you that's all bull shit. Here is the scoop, companies are always trying to sell you their products (well they have to, or how else would they stay in business?) and they will use any mechanism they can to get y...

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Why Does She Always Go For The Scum Bags
Simply because they are unpredictable , here's a break down of the different personalities. The Good Guy/Nice Guy - If this is you, just stick your head in a bow and die... Just kidding. Nice guys are boring and predictable. How many times have you said or heard someone say, "She only dates Jerks and Assholes." There is a reason behind that statement, nice guys just don't pose a challenge for most females, ...

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Stand Up To Her and Say NO!
It's perfectly OK to tell her no, as a matter of fact she wants you to tell her no. Learn these words NO!!! Now say it with me, "NOOOOOO!" "No Means No" or "I say No No No" See how good that feels? One more time "I say No No No" Learn to say NO to others as well, it doesn't have to be with your women. From time to time, you should tell your boss NO when you disagree with certain things, specially if your in a ma...

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My Personal History
Lucky for me I've done pretty well in the female department, but keeping them around has always been a challenge. Like everything else in life, it all comes with a price and hard work. I have an awesome sense of humor and I have large circle of friends, because of this most of my relationships has been from "friend of a friend" scenarios. Althought my current fiancée I met her online, which I will later on talk ...

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In The Bed Room
Ahhhh, the joys of being in the bedroom. It almost seems that the male species strictly lives just for this moment of life.. Think about how many decisions we've made in our lives just to open up an opportunity of getting her in the sack. Insane right? Believe it or not, women enjoy sex more then men (ever wonder why she moans like that and you don't as much?) you just have to get her going and LEAD! Before I ...

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The Alpha Male
Definition - a domineering person; the dominant member in a group, esp. animals. The definition on an Alpha Males says it all, you want a real life example? Spend a few minutes looking at the President and/or CEO of your company! There is a very high probability that person is an Alpha Male. Observe their body language (note: women read body language and facial expressions like books, another key to suc...

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How to Please a Women

How to Please a Women How to please a woman:

Love her

Die for her

Take her to dinner

Miss the game for her

Buy her Jewerly

Be interested in

what she has to say..

How to please a man:

Show up naked.

Bring a beer

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Dieter Moitzi

LOL!!! That really made me chuckle this morning. And it seems oh! so true (well, not really for me – you’d better bring some champagne *grins*)
Best to you, and Happy New Year!
ladyguinevere

Hi there.. My BF just smiles to it! Because he dont drink beer but he also dont mind of me being naked…
http://www.happilyblended.com Brandy

IDK if the please man part works. lol It didn’t for my ex husband.
Petula Wright

LOL… Too funny and mostly true.
FishHawk

”The Moose Method” has been included in this weeks A Sunday Drive. I hope this helps to attract even more new visitors here.

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