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The Day the Penis Asked for a Raise

The Day the Penis Asked for a Raise

The Day the Penis Asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, P. Niss

 

 

 

The Response

Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration re jects your request for the following reasons: You do More >

MenAreJustHappierPeople01

Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMES ·        If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. ·        If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains. EATING OUT ·        When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. ·        When the girls get their bill, out come More >
happyladies

How TO Make a Woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21 an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny More >
yahoo answers 2

My boyfriend is being cheap?

I honestly hope that is not the future of this country.  This is a classic example of that movie idiocracy.  Some females have a tendency to think that looks is all takes to be high maintenance.  When were out in the bar seen picking up women, we stayed away from the dumb ones because it’s hard to grab their attention do to the lack of attention span.  Also know, that generally men who have made a decent wealth for themselves are pretty intelligent and want a parter in their life who is also intelligent.  Looks are fine, but they fade with age. More >

yahoo answers 2

Should I be happy if someone I dated in 07 text me and said they went by my work and thought of me?

Eve @yahoo answers

I really loved him but it was a bad time in my life and I still miss him. He said he hoped all was well and remembered an over a year ago conversation when I said I felt he forgot me so he also put see I didn’t forget you? I said I thought of him one night when I was by his house where he replied what you didn’t stop by! Haha so the haha threw me off!

Moose Best Answer – Chosen by Voters

Sure, it sounds that you actually care about this person and he probably wants to More >